A WISHLIST I'D LOVE TO STRIKE OUT COMPLETELY,BY THE TIME I AM 35

there are things i have never done,things i wish i were a part of,things someone could do for me,things i'd do for someone,things that needed to be done...things,things,things..i've promised to accomplish....before i turn 35...too many yrs u say...well check out the wishes first...and if u can....make me complete them for me..;-)................

1)My first wish is to complete my education,settle down in a job.
2)I'd want to buy diamonds for my mom.
3)To give daddy a car..he owns one...but i'd gift him another.
4)To have enuf money to take all my cousins shopping and shop till we drop.
5)To drink saki.
6)To be loved like a baby...well not ur usual,mean,worldly love..a love to die for.
7)To visit foreign countries more than the no. of alphabets in my first name.
8)To experience the heaviest rain fall in cherrapunji.
9)To teach poor kids.
10)To laugh till i have tears in my eyes due to it.
11)To see the pyramids.
12)To skydive/bungeejump/parasail or to do all of them.
13)To marry a man I'd respect genuinely.
14)To be able to cook as good as my dadi and nani...which is hard. I M A GOOD COOK , TRAINED BY THEM..
15)To adopt a girl child..
16)To weigh 46 kgs..as before.. A RECENT AGENDA..
17)To win a national level award for writing..
18)To be able to tell my parents how wonderfull they are.
19)To be able to do 50 pushups at a time.
20)To visit tibet.
21)To own a farm house.
22)To ride a horse.
23)To look really beautiful..and be the cynosure of all the attention...and tht doesnt counts my wedding day.
24)To be able to learn Samba..a very exotic danceform.
25)To open an NGO for child education.
26)To own a business.
27)To drive a truck.
28)To bagpack instantaneously,to a no-man's-land!!
29)To buy my old house in bikaner where i was born.
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31)....to be continued.....

WHY I AM NOT A GIRL?

I have always asked god...why?why did'nt he send me as a BOY instead.
I have more than just...kutte kaminey...in my dictionary of foul words.I whistle automatically when i see a hot babe..I am a genuine admirer of beauty.I whistle better than most of the guys I know.I cannot dance..except for bhangra.I can never ever pretend being shy.I can not pretend.I hate to disclose my weakness.I hate being watched.I love wwe.I love the Uniforms.I hate pink.It hurts my eyes.I love grey.I hate asking for directions.I read instruction manuals.I snore.I snore loud.I admit tht I snore.I talk less.I listen more.I hate talking to girls tht are fake.I hate talking to boys when they are in love.I hate kids.I hate kids.I drive fast not rash.My future plans include..skydiving and trekking.I hate going to the beauty parlour...plucking the eyebrows hurts like hell.There are other girly thing i hate..and u know wat they are.I never grow my nails long,cuz i know wen they'd break,they'd hurt.I never keep my hair open.I never carry a handkercheif.I never carry a purse,instead I carry a vallet.I hate high heels.I dont scream when I see a cockroach,instead I pick it up..and its harmless.I know that friendship is more important,than love.I never cry.And so...I M NOT A GIRL.