WHY I AM NOT A GIRL?

I have always asked god...why?why did'nt he send me as a BOY instead.
I have more than just...kutte kaminey...in my dictionary of foul words.I whistle automatically when i see a hot babe..I am a genuine admirer of beauty.I whistle better than most of the guys I know.I cannot dance..except for bhangra.I can never ever pretend being shy.I can not pretend.I hate to disclose my weakness.I hate being watched.I love wwe.I love the Uniforms.I hate pink.It hurts my eyes.I love grey.I hate asking for directions.I read instruction manuals.I snore.I snore loud.I admit tht I snore.I talk less.I listen more.I hate talking to girls tht are fake.I hate talking to boys when they are in love.I hate kids.I hate kids.I drive fast not rash.My future plans include..skydiving and trekking.I hate going to the beauty parlour...plucking the eyebrows hurts like hell.There are other girly thing i hate..and u know wat they are.I never grow my nails long,cuz i know wen they'd break,they'd hurt.I never keep my hair open.I never carry a handkercheif.I never carry a purse,instead I carry a vallet.I hate high heels.I dont scream when I see a cockroach,instead I pick it up..and its harmless.I know that friendship is more important,than love.I never cry.And so...I M NOT A GIRL.